Carry on - Rainbow Rowell

That's what his roommate, Bas, says.

And Bar might be evil and a vampire and a complete git, but he's probably right.

Half the time Simon can't even make his wand work, and the other half, he sets something on fire, His mentor» avoiding him, his girlfriend broke up with him, and theres a magie-eating monster running around wearing Simon's face, Bas would be having a field day with all this, if he were here-it's their last year at the Watford School of Magicka, and Simon's infuriating nemesis didn't even bother to show up.

Carry On: The Rise and Fall of Simon Show is a ghost story, a love story, and a mystery, It has just as much kissing and talking as you'd expeet from a Rainbow Rowell story-but far, far more monsters.